HomeA very silly OJR battle story summary
Originally posted on ZE and my journal, now edited slightly and posted here.
There were tribes. They fought. King Helic got them to get along. King Helic liked bird Zoids.
Weird Zoids attacked from the Dark Continent. He and Guylos smited them. Yay, peace on the Central Continent.
Helic got old and died, and told his sons to be nice. Zenebas said to shove it and tried to smite his brother Helic II.
Humans showed up. They made Zoids smitier, and this is about where the model line starts.
Zenebas and Helic (I'm not typing II five million times) fight some more. Helic wins. Zenebas runs to the Dark Continent.
Zenebas comes back with smitier Zoids and finishes Deathy. Zenebas smites. Helic gets Mad Thunder and smites back.
Zenebas calls on the Dark Continent and Emperor Guylos (likely not the same Guylos, he'd be hella old) again.
Guylos says stuff this, I'm killing Helic myself, and kidnaps Zenebas' daughter (Elena) to get Störmer (commander, bodyguard of Zenebas) and the rest of what's left of his forces to join him, and smites or kidnaps Zenebas, depending on what continuity you ask.
Nothing happens for a while. Then the ground starts cracking, birds fleeing, and the islands going out...er, crumbling. Oops, Dark Zoids do weird stuff to Central Continent.
Shuu (scientist dude) pokes the Dark Continent. Störmer and the Dark Army smite. Shuu smites back with Gunbluster, which he likes a bit TOO much. War again.
Saly F2 smites Dark Army Zoids. Störmer shows up in Gilvy. Gilvy smites...lots of things. I need to stop saying smite.
Orudios sporks (there!) Gilvy. More fighting, ending in King G closing in on the Guylos capital...castle...thingy, with only Descat to block its way...
A comet hits one of the moons...rocks fall, EVERYBODY DIES. (other than Elena. and Guylos. and maybe Big John.)