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Shadow Fox (Wpzqmujnsyqk)

Wthingy the blue and beige Shadow Fox

Wpzqmujnsyqk, aka "Wthingy", was named after a spam e-mail and what it desparately wanted me to believe was a real name. Shineryuu says to pronounce it "Wuh puz qwuh moo juhn syke" with less vowels. He's also been called Whuz-mun-sick and Whuzzy, and no doubt will continue to be called other odd things starting with W...

Wthingy's exact past history is unknown, as he was bought from a discount used Zoid sale with memory either wiped or overwritten - no returns and no refunds unless Zoid is found defective within 48 hours of reciept. He's relatively "young" as far as Zoids go, most likely recently manufactured recently during one of many Fox fads and sold by his past owner before the upholstrey had a chance to wear out.

He also seems to be relatively level-headed yet wired, likes being shiny, and is perhaps a bit too fond of doom, though not in a suicidal way: he more wants to see what's going to happen and has little fear of the more lasting consequences. It doesn't matter if he's a little worse for the wear in the end...no hard feelings. Being a Shadow Fox, he can also make a large number of odd noises ranging from "wooo" to "meep" to "130 decibel nails on a chalkboard", and vastly prefers them to growling.

Music likes: Tacky 80s songs, the more horrible and dance-worthy the better. Think Men Without Hats. (No one ever said Shadow Foxes had musical taste to go with their design aesthetics.)

Genius Wolf (Spock)

Spock the blue, gold, and silver Genius Wolf

Spock r srs Genius Wolf. Since Shiney got a Demonshead, he's been punted to the land of RP-only, and thus the trees of the Mayhem base (his old record was 2/0/1 alone, and he never fused to anything). He likes his summaries sweet. He also would like to report a number of strange emotions...like wanting to stab things.

"That's normal when you have a large blade for a tail."
"...oh. What do you suggest I do with it?"
"Run past things, and wave your butt at them."
"That is an outstandingly stupid idea."

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