scuicide run stomp!

Conversation with scuiciderunstomp at 1/27/2007 10:48:09 PM on storchofdoom (aim)

(11:00:12 PM) Donmcgunigale: Right now, please post your name, rank, teams, zoids, and the mods your using. Go ahead and post that now.
(11:00:14 PM) Vagrant Lustoid: Jhonen T. Vincenzo/No Team/D/Sinker w/ Shipwreck Lance, Hellbreaker, Light Beam Cannons
(11:00:15 PM) VindicatedHunter: Terran Kallan, None, Class C, Space-For-Rent the Stealth Viper, AF-08 Light Beam Cannons, AF-15 Hell Breaker, and AF-26 Tech Spore, mounted
(11:00:22 PM) JohannPhoenix: Johann Wilsone-Kanamori, currently a free agent, ranked C. Piloting Murakumo the Snipe Master with no modifications.
(11:00:22 PM) Jess Cereus: Jess Cereus A. Shiggles. is going to pilot...a SPINOSNAPPER OMGOMG with the Flexible Booster Unit, Surface to Surface x1, and Light Beam Cannons.
(11:00:27 PM) Justin K MMM: Justin Kirimoto,D, No team, Warrior, Snipe Master, Flexible Booster Unit, Blaze Lock, Dual Light Vulcan Gun all in use.
(11:00:27 PM) Mark Ratthaniel: Mark Ratthaniel, Class D of no team. Piloting Jamie the Hellcat with one pod of S-S missiles, and one Light Vulcan Gun.
(11:00:29 PM) FFDragon145: James Icthan of Kaiju Thunder, class A, in ZBC uniform (sorry, reflex), piloting Mike Murphy's Snipe Master (also with a ZBC stamp), equipped with Finger of God, Light Beam Cannons, and a StS missile pack (just mounting one
(11:00:31 PM) ValkonSelter: Valkon Selter wearing ZBC Uniform and Emblem (Mechanic)/Rank: C/None/"Hadhafang" (Gator) with HSS, 2x Sunfire Cannons (2x LVG, DLVG, 2x SSMPs in transport)
(11:00:31 PM) FFDragon145: missile pack shouldn't throw off the Snipe too much, I hope).
(11:00:35 PM) Hunter Kestral:
Hunter Kestral, D, none, King the Rev Raptor with the Tesla Unit.
(11:00:43 PM) MMM Pilot Damien: Damien Wright/Teamless/D/Piloting Senshin the Stock Gunsniper
(11:00:53 PM) Chillwind2005: Matthew Korimeer,D, STFU, Wartooth the Snipe Master with Active Shield Unit
(11:00:57 PM) GDex86: Kyle Bosal/No team/CLass D/Sinker/ 2 LVG, ShipWreck Lance
(11:01:03 PM) TheDeathWishKing: DT/ Merc/ B/ Rental Command Wolf/ Attack Unit, Surge Net, Sideswipe
(11:01:15 PM) Sentinel70912: John Shirran, Co-Captain of the Shadow Drifters, Class C Mechanic, piloting Ockam the Team Rev Raptor with Omni-Directional Beam Saws, Sleipner Unit, and Light Beam Cannons equipped.
(11:01:28 PM) DMTDFM: Distor Centura / Rank D / No Team / Gangreen the Gun Sniper with 2 Surface - Surface missile packs, and Dual Light Vulcan Gun
(11:01:56 PM) dragonblazer379: Dan Skyburn, B, Celestial Phoenix, using Zabat with Aerial Chaff and Flare System, Light Beam Cannons, and Laser Guided Missiles
(11:03:11 PM) Tailsxz120 entered the room.
(11:04:06 PM) Tilly: Shineryuu, rank D warrior of no team, piloting Danny the Command Wolf with Attack Unit, Sunburn Blades, and...hrm, what the hell, Blade Snap. The stuff in the transport don't matter.
(11:05:07 PM) Tailsxz120: Robby Fefnir, D, No Team, Piloting a gator with 2 Sunfire cannons, and hauberk Shield System
(11:05:31 PM) Donmcgunigale: People will be allowed to post as they come in. Once Bree comes back from AFK, she and I are gonna go over the list, pick people out, then post it here. It'll be fast once she gets back.
(11:05:47 PM) Donmcgunigale: If you do not get picked tonight, then you have top priority for the next time we do this. Thats right, I plan to do it again.
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(11:13:40 PM) wraith paws: The lucky fighters are as follows:
(11:14:54 PM) wraith paws: Tilly, Jess, Valkon, Hunter, Robby, Mark, Damien, and John.
(11:15:20 PM) wraith paws: For redundancy and my transcript-copying sake, please state your info once again. D:
(11:15:21 PM) Donmcgunigale: And heres me. Don McGunigale, Admins (lol ADMIN team ftw!)/Shigges, Rank B Piloting Flicker, Liger Zero with 70 exp, starting in the Jaeger armor. All other armors in transport.
(11:15:40 PM) ValkonSelter: Valkon Selter wearing ZBC Uniform and Emblem (Mechanic)/Rank: C/None/"Hadhafang" (Gator) with HSS, 2x Sunfire Cannons (2x LVG, DLVG, 2x SSMPs in transport)
(11:15:52 PM) MMM Pilot Damien: Damien Wright/Teamless/D/Piloting Senshin the Stock Gunsniper.
(11:15:53 PM) Sentinel70912: John Shirran, Co-Captain of the Shadow Drifters, Class C Mechanic, piloting Ockam the Team Rev Raptor with Omni-Directional Beam Saws, Sleipner Unit, and Light Beam Cannons equipped.
(11:15:56 PM) Jess Cereus: Jess Cereus. Class A. Shiggles. Piloting: OMG Spinosnapper with Flexible Booster Unit. 1 StS. Light Beam Cannons.
(11:15:57 PM) Tilly: Shineryuu, rank D warrior of no team, piloting Danny the Command Wolf with Attack Unit, Sunburn Blades, and...hrm, what the hell, Blade Snap. The stuff in the transport don't matter.
(11:16:00 PM) Mark Ratthaniel: Mark Ratthaniel of no team, Class D. Piloting the Hellcat with one pod of S-S missiles, and a single solitary light vulcan gun.
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(11:16:35 PM) Tailsxz120: Robby Fefnir, D, No Team, Piloting a gator with 2 Sunfire cannons, and hauberk Shield System
(11:16:59 PM) Hunter Kestral:
Hunter Kestral, D, none, King the Rev Raptor with the Tesla Unit
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(11:17:22 PM) wraith paws: As par Admin Team Powers, Don will be going last! Order is as follows:
(11:18:16 PM) wraith paws: Hunter, Robby, Mark, Shineryuu, Jess, John, Damien, Valkon, Don.
(11:18:31 PM) wraith paws: Yes, you are being PUNISHED for taking longer to post! DX Now then!
(11:20:50 PM) wraith paws: 1011-0999. Note that you're not garunteed a win if you just turn Don into a bloody mist. :D Terrain is your standard open plains. Flicker begins 500m from the line of fodder..
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(11:22:05 PM) wraith paws: Position in lineup determined by order - Hunter on the far left, Valkon on the far right. 20m in between teammates.
(11:23:36 PM) wraith paws: If you have questions, IM me. If you want to flail at me, that's fine too. Either way, I may or may not devour your face, Hannibal-style. :D
(11:23:39 PM) wraith paws: NOW THEN
(11:23:44 PM) wraith paws: READY?
(11:23:49 PM) wraith paws: FIGHT!
(11:24:15 PM) Hunter Kestral:
King takes off towards the shiney blue neighborhood kitty known as a 'Liger', dodging everything he can. Ion Charger and Tesla Unit
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(11:26:56 PM) Hunter Kestral: activate as he closes, keeping an eye open for anything sneaky, like teleportation. Scythes are deployed, and King tries to remove the closest booster once he reaches
(11:28:10 PM) Hunter Kestral: melee range. Once he is behind the Lige, he tries to jump on its back and hang on for dear life.*
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(11:31:58 PM) Tailsxz120: *Right, Gator, Liger, Great... Robby slams the Comms Jam. how do you change armors without a radio to tell them your comein in to change? after this, he checks incomeing fire...
(11:33:40 PM) Tailsxz120: and in checking he fires the Sunfire and 10mm at the Front Left Leg, with appropriate Dodgeing, level 1 armor isnt exactly an exelent Idea to fight in. so after mabye 4 seconds of Continuous fire...
(11:36:48 PM) Tailsxz120: the gator turns on the Shield, that thing is a godsend, and under this cover the gator goes around the flank, speed it is not, but hey, it keeps itself dodgeing, and going to the back of the Liger...
(11:37:26 PM) Tailsxz120: The gator may not be a high profile target, but its still a target, the Pilot always wants the Liger in View, it'd be bad to have a liger jump on you? no?***
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(11:39:34 PM) Donmcgunigale: (sorry, no need to repost stuff, just continue)
(11:39:56 PM) Mark Ratthaniel: *The Hellcat doesn't activate stealth, as that won't help us much here, but it locks on to it with its missile pod. Then it's time to move. The Hellcat moves west of its starting position for about 200 meters, before turning around
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(11:41:51 PM) Mark Ratthaniel: to face the Liger, activating its infrared. And you've got to admit. . . Those booster thingies. . . are not exactly good at hiding from infrared. So, once the Liger comes within 100 meters, the Hellcat shoots. All four of its
(11:44:19 PM) Mark Ratthaniel: missiles, at one of the two Ion Boosters. Liger doesn't come within 100 meters? Hellcat doesn't do anything, and just stands there like a dummy. (slight adjustment, the Hellcat moves west for only 100 meters. Not 200.))*
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(11:48:48 PM) Tilly: Danny goes D: again, suspecting this is worse than a Dibison. Shineryuu agrees, but doesn't resort to emoticons. Ew. *Targeting and infared both snap on for the hell of it, the Sunburn Blades activate,
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(11:49:43 PM) Tilly: and the Command Wolf starts shooting. Lots. Shineryuu tries to follow the Jaeger's movements and tag legs (especially the left front one), but the Attack Unit isn't letting up short of teammates
(11:50:14 PM) Tilly: in the way and illegal shots. The Command Wolf gets moving too, trying to get some distance between it and said teammates, but its main concern is keeping track of and staying facing the incoming pointed cat.
(11:50:49 PM) Tilly: When the Jaeger gets close, Shineryuu tries to avoid headon collision (sidestep? flail? something?) while getting the Sunburn Blades sporking it in any way possible,
(11:51:30 PM) Tilly: looking to stab glowsticks of doom anywhere legal and ignoring how bad that sounds. Blade Snap activates too, in the off chance the Wolf has an opportunity to bite onto a hindleg
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(11:52:20 PM) Tilly: or tailtip - suicidal or not, it's gonna try to glomp onto part of the passing Jaeger and trip it up
(11:52:42 PM) Tilly: while continuing the unburn-ness (unless, yanno, they're somehow pointing at its own body or limbs) and general FLAIL.*
(11:53:41 PM) Jess Cereus: Jess smiles. The Spinosnapper springs to life, with the FBU activating and the 80's, 20's, 40' Snipers, 50's, and LBC, assisting her 'mates in taking down that front left leg. The FBU pushes the Snapper away from any friendly fire
(11:54:29 PM) Jess Cereus: and into the clear. The guns still trained on the Liger, the twin beam saws deploy down to the side--in essance trying to trip up the Jager with it tries so much to pass at it or attack it. The missiles go for a lock this round--but
(11:55:03 PM) Jess Cereus: do not fire. Note; the tail/base of the Snapper swings around so the 80's could get clear shots at the Liger's legs and frame in general.*
(11:55:17 PM) Sentinel70912: "Once more into the fold, eh, Ockam? Let's do this!" "... Indeed. Let us strike him down, John." *Ockam starts running from the get-go, Sleipner Unit boosting and heading for the Jaeger. Or at least, where
(11:55:23 PM) Sentinel70912: it looks like the Jaeger will be considering how fast it'll get away from any one spot. The Light Beam Cannons open fire, targeting the Zero's front left leg, and John keeps on towards it, making sure to keep
(11:55:28 PM) Sentinel70912: correcting his course to always face the Liger/Liger's relative course. John does his damnedest to avoid his allies' incoming fire, dancing the Rev around whenever he's in direct danger from it. Once he reaches
(11:55:34 PM) Sentinel70912: 100m from the Liger, the scythes deploy and ionize, and John sets up an attack run. Closing to point-blank, he does his best to jump the Rev Raptor on top of the Liger Zero and avoiding the other Raptor that might be up
(11:55:39 PM) Sentinel70912: there. (Should said Raptor be there, Ockam gives a polite nod in greeting. :3) Once up there, Ockam digs in, making sure he'll be a bitch to remove one way or another, claws, talons, and teeth even, sinking into
(11:55:47 PM) Sentinel70912: the boosters and back area. Then the beam saws go to work, rotating to attack the most convenient ion booster, grinding away at the joint where it's attached or the intake of it. One way or another, it was getting some pain.
(11:55:50 PM) Sentinel70912: The LBCs also fired away at whatever they could from the arms' clamped position, careful not to hit the other Raptor. Aside from that? Keep firing and grinding, and hold on for dearlife.*
(11:56:55 PM) MMM Pilot Damien: :: Damien decided to adhere to the essential rule of Gun Sniper combat: Stay OUT of melee range. And so it was that Senshin the gunsniper began boosting away in any direction that...
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(11:58:15 PM) MMM Pilot Damien: did not bring it closer to the oversized kitty. His current priority was to put as much space as he could between himself and the Jaeger, and hopefully avoid getting...
(11:59:14 PM) MMM Pilot Damien: maimed with his teammates keeping the Liger pinned down. Once Damien felt he was far enough away, he switched into Longshot Mode, trying to get a lock on the Jaeger's front left leg. ::
(11:59:22 PM) ValkonSelter: LET'S DO THIS CHUMS! *Bursting alive in a blaze, litterally, of activity, Hadhafang aimed and fired its Sunfires and Pepperbox at the Jaeger's front left leg. The CJA activated for good measure and
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(12:00:18 AM) ValkonSelter: waddled backwards as fast as it could. Once the Liger was within 200m, coming in it's direction, the weapons stopped firing and the shield raised. Instead of backing up, the Gator ran forward,
(12:00:22 AM) ValkonSelter: slicing the shield into the Liger, and continuing to push it in, gouging the cat for all it was worth.*
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(12:03:19 AM) Donmcgunigale: Ok, laundry done, made food, got a drink, ok, ready to go! Now you see me, now you do- *Don hits a magic button, and flickers boosters go out, and he goes VWOOSH! gone, teleported away with the teleporter thingy...
(12:05:37 AM) Donmcgunigale: And reappears 20 meters behind Johns poor Rev Raptor, because afterall, Rev Raptors are an abomination to god. As soon as he appears, he activates both ions and flys forward, tackling the Rev in a very kitty like manner...
(12:06:34 AM) Donmcgunigale: only with two SLCs tearing into the Revs back, and then ripping downward well he clamps onto the back of the Revs neck. A few seconds later, Flicker lets out a happy pur, and begins shaking Rev wildly back and forth in his...
(12:06:51 AM) Donmcgunigale: evil steely teeth, enjoying the new light weight playtoy hes gotten a hold of.*
(12:10:03 AM) wraith paws: The Fodder Crew starts out with the semblence of a plan - yet, as they say, no plan survives first contact with an enemy.<span>
(12:10:16 AM) wraith paws: Especially an enemy that can teleport right behind you.
(12:10:22 AM) wraith paws: D:
(12:12:38 AM) wraith paws: Flicker vanishes in the blink of an eye - incoming fire is there, yes, but nothing has a chance to do more than scratch the paint before he's gone, and a mere zoidlength behind John..
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(12:14:58 AM) wraith paws: Ockam whirls around, scythes charged, shrieking something awful - but with the Jager's beefy boosters, there was little hope. Flicker utterly demolishes the Rev, SLCs and teeth severing the 'spine' and ZCC in several places..
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(12:18:08 AM) wraith paws: Ockam CSFs - but not before the LBCs, thrashing claws and teeth and scythes and saws make the first mark on the Liger. Marks, indeed - lines of moderate-light and even some at heavy-light mar the armor..
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(12:19:08 AM) wraith paws: on and around the Jager's face. For the rest of the round, Flicker shakes the Rev around - leaving the remaining 7 to their own devices. And just what is everyone else doing, you ask?
(12:20:45 AM) wraith paws: Well, Damien bravely runs away. And smartly, too - considering that he was next to John, and what have you. But he bravely runs away and at the last moment, switches into longshot mode. The 144 can't lock on, but he does take aim..
(12:22:51 AM) wraith paws: Jess was on the other side - the Spino runs forward - only to turn back around and redirect fire on Flicker, who by that time, was sitting and merrily mauling the Rev Raptor. This hastened Ockam's CSF even moreso - the Rev was big..
(12:26:06 AM) wraith paws: enough to be a sort of makeshift shield from much of the fire directed at front legs. Anywho, Jess parks the Spino and shootz. Valkon's conditional mucks things up a bit - Flicker's damn well within 200m, but he's just standing..
(12:29:30 AM) wraith paws: there, so... Valkon shoots as he waddles backwards and away. Shineryuu and the one known as Danny, Lord of the Command Wolves, scamper off... then wheel around and shoot. The plasma glowsticks are active, but since Ficker's just..
(12:31:58 AM) wraith paws: standing there... Danny does about the same. There is shooting, yes. Mark and his Helcat, Sir James, run away to the side, then turn to face the Jager. Missiles lock, but don't fire... and the Helcat just sits there.
(12:32:06 AM) wraith paws: Since, you know, Flicker's just sitting there.
(12:33:39 AM) wraith paws: Robby opens fire - and it's a good thing everyone else in the fodderline moved, 'cos otherwise there'd be some ridiculous friendly fire going on right now. But it's not, and thus, Robby waddles closer and continues shooting.
(12:35:37 AM) wraith paws: Hunter and his Rev, King Balls, make a valiant charge. Since Flicker attacked someone at the other end of the line, it took a bit - but King Balls makes it, alright. Don was right when he said Rev Raptors are abobinations..
(12:36:18 AM) wraith paws: and he realizes that he spoke the truth towards the end of the round, as the second Rev springs onto the Jager's back, digging foreclaws and talons in and holding on for dear life.
(12:38:13 AM) wraith paws: AND THAT'S THE ROUND!
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(12:41:17 AM) wraith paws: Flicker is presently shaking Ockam's CSF'd corpse around like a kitty toy. King Balls is latched onto Flicker's rear - foreclaws on the back by the hips, feet poked into his ass. Jess and the Spino are 50m to Flicker's 11 o'clock..
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(12:45:55 AM) wraith paws: Valkon is facing Flicker's 4 o'clock at 60m. Damien is 290m away from Flicker's 6 o'clock, tail-to-tail. Danny is 30m to the Spino's right, Mark and Sir James are way the fuck out there, like, 240m to Flicker's 10 o'clock..
(12:47:00 AM) wraith paws: Robby's 90m from Flicker's 9 o'clock. Anyone forgotten is in hyperspace.
(12:47:38 AM) wraith paws: Damage... well, nobody fired missiles and nobody besides Ockam was hurt by Ficker, leaving only Flicker's damages to describe! DX JOY.
(12:49:19 AM) wraith paws: Flicker's got aforementioed assorted gashes of moderate-light and heavy-light around the face, thanks to Ockam. Ockam absorbed a fair portion of the fire directed to the Jager's front leg - none the less, there are spots..
(12:50:36 AM) wraith paws: of light-moderate here and there, some bordering on moderate. Light to where King Balls' claws are poking into armor and what not.. Small spot of moderate to the left booster, another similar spot of moderate to the right hip.
(12:51:11 AM) wraith paws: A fair bit of heavy-light scattered over the shoulders and face from gunfire, too. YEAH TOAST.
(12:51:22 AM) wraith paws: TOAST, MOTHERFUCKERS, TOAST.
(12:51:58 AM) wraith paws: Order is reversed! CONTINUE WHILE I DROWN MYSELF IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR FIRST BORN CHILDREN. YES, THE ONE YOU HAVEN'T HAD YET.
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(12:56:10 AM) Donmcgunigale: *The Jaeger drops its not limp lifeless toy, cause...its not fun any more. Though the little pilot screaming inside is kinda funny. And takes off towards the nearest of the two gators. He had originally planned to kill...
(12:56:49 AM) Donmcgunigale: Tilly and Jess, thats right girls, much love. But he kinda wants to be able to do armor stuff later. He flicks on the boosters and just, takes off like a bat out of hell at full speed. He didn't forget about the shtoopid rev...
(12:57:37 AM) Donmcgunigale: neit, he remembered. And he wove back and forth quiet erraticly to throw the little bastard off. He slams both SLC's into the first Gator, right into those damn fugly fins, then shoves off it. He uses the boosters, and shoots away..
(12:58:24 AM) Donmcgunigale: 20 meters from the shtoop gator, the. VWOOSH! dissapears. And reappears 20 meters above the OTHER gator. And in what he now hopes in a trademark move, he reappears pointing straight down, twists the boosters, thrusts both SLCs...
(12:59:12 AM) Donmcgunigale: forward, and dives straight down into the other gator with boosters firing like a cork screw, to tear the little bastard to bits. OMG! I know! A Liger Zero pilot who does insane shit! Its fun. Someone should try not sucking someday.
(12:59:19 AM) Donmcgunigale: LOOKING AT YOU TOM! ok done now.*
(12:59:29 AM) ValkonSelter: *Hadhafang charges in, sunfires and pepperbox blazing, as it approached the iger, the shield raised, using it to slice into the belly of the Liger. Once under it sliced in and out, moving side to
(12:59:33 AM) ValkonSelter: side a bit to open the wound. After three seconds of this, the shield went down and the pepperbox and sunfires fired at whatever they could hit.*
(12:59:45 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: :: Damien immediately fired his 144mm Snipe Cannon into whichever front leg was a more convenient target, three times over.
(1:00:24 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: Rather than continue hanging around as a sitting duck, Damien quickly pulled out of longshot mode to run into a...
(1:01:01 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: better position to resume firing upon the Jaeger's front legs, before...
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(1:01:17 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: swiching back into Longshot mode and firing off another shot or two
(1:01:25 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: . ::
(1:01:58 AM) Jess Cereus: Jess laughed. She waited a moment to test the Liger's moves, then firedmissiles she had locked--all 8 of them, give or take, launched out at the Liger's ass..the tail in particular, The guns--all of them. 80's 40's 30's 20's LBC...
(1:02:41 AM) Jess Cereus: all fire at the Liger's rump-a-rump rump. The tail...was the prime target--as well as any vurnable spots. The salvo continued as the Spino charged towards the Liger with the FBU blazing...the beam saws down and ready to trash the
(1:03:06 AM) Jess Cereus: Liger's rump as much as humanly possible--staying out of friendly fire indeed. The guns--z' fired. and fired. and fired. *
(1:04:34 AM) Jess Cereus: { Not shooting her allies dur!}
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(1:07:04 AM) Tilly: "I hate kids," Shineryuu says to the narrative in the sky, watching Flicker shake the Rev Raptor - like you're NOT supposed to shake a Polaroid picture - before dropping it as doom continues.
(1:07:29 AM) Tilly: *Shineryuu keeps on her toes throughout the round as the Attack Unit spams like mad, watching where the Liger's heading and following its movements to get as much fire headed its way
(1:07:45 AM) Tilly: as possible with preference for is legs and arse. The Command Wolf takes care not to hit someone else in the way (like, say, the Rev on the Jaeger's back), or the Jaeger's cockpit, but beyond that?
(1:08:35 AM) Tilly: Yeah, shooting. The Wolf keeps running, too, moving at a good clip to split off from the other remaining Zoids and make taking them out all at once a little trickier. Hopefully. Right.*
(1:12:32 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: *This was getting a bit messy. . . The two targets Mark was hoping to shoot at were covered up by Zoids, effectively ruining his original strategy. So he had to choose a new target. The Hellcat - oh so recently knighted - began to
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(1:15:44 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: close the distance, to about 100 meters away, before suddenly going all out with its guns at the Liger's legs.*
(1:17:06 AM) Hunter Kestral: King pulls his feet up a bit before digging them in again, Tesla Unit still active. The round is basically spent
(1:17:57 AM) Hunter Kestral: hanging onto the Liger, as it can't teleport with him up there.
(1:20:15 AM) Hunter Kestral: He does, however, worm his way between the boosters, moving one limb only when the other 3 are firmly dug in.
(1:20:50 AM) Hunter Kestral: The scythes and Ion Charger are deployed the whole round, and cut into whatever they can of the Liger.*
(1:21:32 AM) Hunter Kestral: (sorry about that, forgot about Tails)
(1:21:51 AM) wraith paws: (That's fine - go now, Robby D: )
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(1:22:47 AM) Tailsxz120: *Well, Dandy, the thing can warp. well, nothing can be done. "Well i've never been to spain, but i kinda like the music..." and now this turned into a fight into survival, apperently the Comms Jamming was important...
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(1:24:44 AM) Tailsxz120: So, Survive: Watching the other Gator suicide run into the Liger was kinda, inspierational, in a leeroy jenkins kind of way.... not really "Say the Ladies are insane there..." So anyways, the Gator, with its shield up...
(1:25:54 AM) Taisxz120: Moved, used its small speedy, low to the ground body to move, sure it may not OUTRUN it, but if the liger decides to just randomly poof above him, he better have brought his wings...
(1:27:38 AM) Tailsxz120: "And they sure know how to use it, they don't abuse it, never gonna loose it, i cant refuse it... m'hmm..." So the gator kept moved out of the general "i landz here to maim you" area of the liger...
(1:28:47 AM) Tailsxz120: and turns around as soon as that area was cleared by said gator, and when the liger punced on it like a kitten on a ball of yarn with the SLCs, it did one thing that prolly wasnt expected...
(1:29:46 AM) Tailsxz120: Whilst the liger is in air, the gator speeds foreward, and jumps almost like its interception, but its not like a head on jump, its a delayed jump, so the shielded spine runs from the base of the neck to the back..
(1:30:50 AM) Tailsxz120: banking on the fact that liger paws cant go inward and attack it as it passes under, the gator then continues to Hop under Said gator useing the Shield like a Weapon from hell
(1:31:24 AM) Tailsxz120: and by that time, well, the round was over... "Well I never been to england, but i kinda like the beatles" *****
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(1:33:15 AM) wraith paws: (Apologies, my sister the whore needs me to fetch her at her usual street corner. >_> Judgement will be delayed, 25ish minutes.)
(1:33:25 AM) wraith paws: (*dashes off.*)
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(2:01:57 AM) wraith paws: (OKAY, BACK)
(2:02:02 AM) Donmcgunigale: (WOOHOO!)
(2:03:03 AM) wraith paws: (Again, terribly sorry for that! Judgement commencing now!)
(2:06:36 AM) wraith paws: Well, King Balls has balls indeed - but he opts to pull his talon up before digging them back in, and combined with the sudden thrust from the boosters that're blasting in his face, the Jager's movements, and the splash..
(2:07:55 AM) wraith paws: from the Spino's missiles - well, King Balls takes a tumble. Flicker charges Valkon's Gator and rapes it. Fins are SLC'd off, spine is disintigrated somewhere in there, Valkon explodes, etc. With Balls having tumbled off, Flicker..
(2:08:36 AM) wraith paws: is free to transport - Everyone's shooting at him, but thankfully, the weaponry isn't really heavy enough to mess with the Gospella shit in some sort of ridiculous manner. Flicker goes poof, and reappears above Robby.
(2:10:35 AM) wraith paws: Robby actually has a pretty neat idea - he meets Flicker's charge.
(2:11:04 AM) wraith paws: Yes, that's right - the Gator is meeting the charge of a Liger Zero Jager with 70xp who just appeared 20m on top of it. You THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.
(2:11:14 AM) wraith paws: ARE YOU THINKING? HUH?
(2:12:13 AM) wraith paws: Yes, well - much like a Scooby Doo villian, Robby would've gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling corkscrew! OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. With all the flailing Flicker's doing, the Gator simply can't avoid the inevitable..
(2:12:52 AM) wraith paws: SLCs come crashing down, the shields pop in an instant, and the Gator goes Splat and is no more.
(2:13:45 AM) wraith paws: Now, everyone else, is once again untouched. But at the rate things are going, when Flicker touches you, you don't live long enough for me to have to list damages. DX
(2:15:12 AM) wraith paws: Although, Jess and the Spino, henceforce to be known as Samuel, did use up those 8 missiles - and they hit nice, they did. And King Balls actually does have some damage - scuffing to the rear from getting..
(2:15:32 AM) wraith paws: knocked off, and some moderate damage to the front from splash. Nothing serious, yet, at least.
(2:18:23 AM) wraith paws: Flicker continued racking up damage - mostly thanks to Shineryuu, Jess, and Brave Sir Damien. And Brave Sir James, too - but mostly the first three.
(2:20:17 AM) wraith paws: Flicker's tail - the 1/3 or so closest to the base - is at heavy-moderate. The base is at moderate, the rear is at light-moderate... scattered moderate around the right side where Danny, Lord of Command Wolves..
(2:20:35 AM) wraith paws: Or maybe he's just the Alpha of all Command Wolves. Whichever has a better ring to it, I guess.
(2:22:06 AM) wraith paws: Anyway, Danny and Samuel make an excellent team. Sir James assists in the firepowerspam, leaving Flicker's other side closer to moderate... meanwhile, the Gun Sniper who Bravely Ran Away is proving to have some..
(2:23:03 AM) wraith paws: decently good luck. But hitting specific parts of a zoid that's teleporting and corkscrewing and generally Not Being Still proves to be difficult - the 144mm is fired several times, it nails Flicker's ass once again, bringing..
(2:24:29 AM) wraith paws: a small spot to heavy-moderate. At the round's end, Damien is repositioning and lining up a new shot. Danny's right shoulder is 140m from Flicker's 2 o'clock or so, kinda arcing around... Samuel is kinda arcing around the other..
(2:25:55 AM) wraith paws: way, but on the same side, 210m from Flicker's 3 o'clock. Damien is way the fuck away, ~400m or so, ass facing Flicker's 8 o'clock.
(2:26:21 AM) wraith paws: Mark is 110m from Flicker's 11 o'clock, just chillin'. And shooting, and shit.
(2:26:38 AM) wraith paws: THAT IS THE ROUND. Again, I apologize greatly for the delay. Order reversed, continue.
(2:28:10 AM) wraith paws: Quick editbit:
(2:35:31 AM) wraith paws: Rev is 90m from Flicker's 3-4 o'clock or so, picking itself up. And please hold a moment longer, sorry.
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(2:38:28 AM) wraith paws: ALRIGHT! CONTINUE ON NOW!
(2:38:44 AM) Hunter Kestral: King Balls the Magnificent does NOT like being thrown around when he is trying to rend stuff. So, he picks himself up and ges after the Liger again, watching out for teleports and other sneakyness.
(2:41:07 AM) Hunter Kestral: He deploys his scythes and charges back into the fray, dodging fire and avoiding rending his allies. He scythes throw the most accessible leg that is not being shot at,
(2:41:45 AM) Hunter Kestral: that's cuts, not throws sorry
(2:42:21 AM) Hunter Kestral: He then tries to again leap onto the back of the Liger, and hangs on for dear life.
(2:42:26 AM) Hunter Kestral: ***
(2:43:04 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: *Mark likes Hellcats, but he also likes Liger Zeroes. However, he doesn't like it when Liger Zeroes are shooting at his Hellcat, so there's not much left to do, except shoot back. With missiles. All four of them, heat seeking, and
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(2:46:05 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: aimed at the base of the Liger's tail. The rest of the guns help out too, aiming at the Liger's back legs.*
(2:48:11 AM) Tilly: *Shineryuu, Wolf moving to close in on the pointed cat, keeps the glowsticks out and keeps shooting what she can that's damaged and isn't her buddies. She's watching the Jaeger oh-so-intently, though:
(2:48:23 AM) Tilly: looking for sudden direction changes, firing boosters, teleporting (which, of course, means surprisekittyfromaboveandbehind, so TURN AROUND), whatever.
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(2:49:53 AM) Tilly: She fires her own boosters, flooring it and/or going spinnyround to be facing the J�ger when they collide. Hitting the doomkitty in a head-on roadkill sorta way would be bad and the Wolf thus
(2:50:04 AM) Tilly: -tries- to go into melee death off-center, but what she wants is AAHSPORK, and the Wolf is gonna do its damndest to manage it in some way.
(2:50:41 AM) Tilly: The blades angle as needed to best hit kittybits, and the Wolf Blade Snap-gloms onto something that isn't easily-removed armor and keeps melting and shooting
(2:51:13 AM) Tilly: anything not a cockpit (because 0999 or not, that's just not cricket) itself, or a teammate. Claws flail, legs kick...anything that can maul the J�ger does as the Wolf
(2:51:45 AM) Tilly: tries to go out in as annoying a fashion as possible. Let's see where Danny can get those glowsticks and guns to point, eh?*
(2:51:54 AM) Jess Cereus: Samuel grunts. He was gifted with this splendid saws, and has yet to use them. The salvo from the Spino continues to pour out relentless, {80, 40, 50, 20, LBC} at the damaged Liger's side. The FBU and regular booters kick to life as
(2:53:33 AM) Jess Cereus: Sam pushes towards the Liger, avoiding obvious retribution as mich as possible. The guns continue to fire as Sam then, defys physics and general knowlege and screams out:
(2:53:38 AM) Jess Cereus: YOU WANT KARATE?!?!
(2:54:31 AM) Jess Cereus: In which, the beam saws activate and swing around, like a mad btucher, as Sam leaps unexpectedly to the side and goes to maimkill the Liger..in spots where the armor is particualry weak and close to the hindquaters as much as
(2:55:08 AM) Jess Cereus: possible. Pain was the name of the game, and Sam went all out, using the FBU, Beams, and Guns to the most of his ability. If anything, he was a sacrifice so that the Liger was preoccupied with him and did not notice his attacking
(2:55:10 AM) Jess Cereus: 'mates. *
(2:55:41 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: :: Damien continues the largely successful strategy of spending half the round shooting at the big blue kitty's front feet, before switching out of longshot mode in order to take off...
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(2:56:41 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: in no given particular direction, stopping after a while to switch back into longshot mode, and fire off another few shots at the legs of the Liger. ::
(2:56:58 AM) Donmcgunigale: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING NOBODY HAS EVER DONE BEFORE! *Don runs straight at Jess and the spinosapper, tackles it, latches on with teeth and claws...and activates the gosspela drive (orwhateverthefuckitscalled)and teleports...
(2:57:38 AM) Donmcgunigale: UP and towards his own transport, as soon as they come out of the teleport, assuming hes not dead, he lets go of Jess, rockets away from her well they both fall from a kilometer or so up, and teleports back to his own transport...
(2:57:56 AM) Donmcgunigale: right inside of it, in the loading bay D: since the transporter can take him anywhere. DEFYING PHYSICS IS AWESOME!*
(3:00:32 AM) wraith paws: Defying physics is indeed, awesome!
(3:01:52 AM) wraith paws: Sadly, some things cannot be defied - Samuel charges, Flicker charges to meet him... the resulting furball is certainly messy. Don's got a pretty sweet idea, but there's a slight problem - Sam's core Does Not Want the Gospella.
(3:03:13 AM) wraith paws: And thus, does Samuel become a martyr of sorts. Flicker gets a wee bit frustrated and while Don headbutts the Gospella button over and over, the Jager's SLCs and fangs start ripping and tearing on their own accord..
(3:05:17 AM) wraith paws: As long as Samuel's within 20m, Flicker can't transport - and as long as Flicker's preoccupied, the Gun Sniper is blasting away with renewed accuracy, and Danny, Lord and Alpha of Command Wolves, can finally whip out the..
(3:06:08 AM) wraith paws: glowsticks. Combined with Sir James' missiles and guns, and -- oh shit, King Balls is BACK WITH A VENGEANCE -- for the first time in the fight, Flicker finds himself in a bit of a pickle.
(3:07:35 AM) wraith paws: When it's all said and done, the Spino manages a fair amount of damage - but it doesn't survive the round. Shineryuu reaches melee and glomps a shoulder with the bladesnap, shoulder-humping it with the pointy glowsticks..
(3:08:05 AM) wraith paws: generally being a pain. And oh shit, King Balls is back! In almost the same fucking position, too! DX
(3:08:42 AM) wraith paws: And now the fun part, damage and positions..
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(3:09:49 AM) wraith paws: Samuel is CSF'd, still being mauled none the less. Danny, Lord and Alpha of Command Wolves, is kinda smushing himself against Flicker's right shoulder. King Balls is back on Flicker's ass, precariously perched..
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(3:11:31 AM) wraith paws: Sir James is exactly where he was before, ~140m from Flicker's 8 o'clock now. Damien is somewhere, ~550m from Flicker's 5 o'clock.
(3:12:45 AM) wraith paws: Flicker's rear is at moderate overall now, with more spots of heavy-moderate - especially to the tail, which is starting to get even moe chewed up now, in addition to the backside of the lower rear legs. Spot of light-heavy to..
(3:13:35 AM) wraith paws: his right shoulder, spot of moderate and rising from the chainsaw glomp, assorted bits of light-moderate to moderate all over that leg... front in general is at moderate, near heavy-moderate around the chest. Even more Dramatic..
(3:14:58 AM) wraith paws: Looking Gashes over Flicker's face now, courtesy of Samuel. The jaw in particular took a nasty scrape for heavy. Oy, and moderate to the right booster, small area near heavy-moderate. Yes, think that's all, since... Samuel got..
(3:15:01 AM) wraith paws: all of Flicker's lovin'.
(3:15:11 AM) wraith paws: ANYWHOODLES.
(3:15:43 AM) wraith paws: Order is now: Don, Damien, Shineryuu, Mark, Hunter!
(3:15:45 AM) wraith paws: CONTINOOOOO
(3:16:28 AM) Donmcgunigale: RARGH! GET OFF ME! DO NOT WANT! D: DOGGY! NO MEANS NO! I SAID WERE JUST FRIENDS! *Don uses a combination of insanity, the organoid system, and hitting buttons to go absolutely crazy. He flails the cat, using the boosters...
(3:17:02 AM) Donmcgunigale: bucking, and heeing, and hawing. And throwing himself left and right well slashing like crazy, keeping the buttons that make the cannony bits keep shooting no matter what. That is, until he flails enough to get all these greedy cat.
(3:17:36 AM) Donmcgunigale: humpers off him, gets 20 meters away, and uses the teleport thingy to get back near his transport, before scampering inside to TELL OF THEM FOR TOUCHING HIM IN THE NO ZONE!"
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(3:23:40 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: :: Damien watches the Liger teleport off to some as of yet unknown other place, and promptly exits longshot mode, in order to start running for Don's transport, having taken a wild guess as to that being...
(3:24:43 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: where Don teleported to. As he ran, his 50mm cannon and 20mm gatlings finally got some usage in trying to flush out Don from around his transport. ::
(3:26:11 AM) MMM Pilot Damien: (Not the transport itself)
(3:27:09 AM) Tilly: "I'm not humping you. I'm hugging you. Wth pointy things." *Danny...hangs on, with whatever bits of him can hang on. Think a cat that's got your ankle and wants to kill it,
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(3:27:36 AM) Tilly: 'cause the dog + leg comparisons are...yeah, bad here. The Attack Unit tries its best to point at anything not teammate or cockpit and shoot it, claws dig into armor and Liger leg for more purchase,
(3:28:01 AM) Tilly: teeth keep clinging, and the glowsticks/Sunburns keep shifting around so as best to cause more hurting to keety limbs as the Liger flails around.
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(3:28:21 AM) Tilly: Danny does NOT want the Liger getting away to press that shiny teleport button. Really, really doesn't.*
(3:30:31 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: *Neither does the recently knighted Sir Jamie of Stealthenshire, although there isn't much he can do about it from back here. So the Hellcat attempts to close the distance, shooting its guns all the way, this time hoping to increase
(3:31:57 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: the damage done to the Liger's front. So it turns into suicidal kitten mode, trying to cause as much damage as possible whilst charging closer and closer.*
(3:33:49 AM) Hunter Kestral: King Balls the Magnificent hangs on for dear life. He digs in claws, talons, teeth, everything, and just stays on the Liger.*
(3:36:39 AM) wraith paws: When a Jager Does Not Want, there's not a lot of Want that can keep it there. Long story short - King Balls holds on for as long as he can, but winds up thrown - Danny wants to keep humping-- or hugging with pointy things..
(3:37:52 AM) wraith paws: whatever kids today are calling it -- but Danny can't hold the Liger. He does take a mouthful of armor - but Ficker effectively bulldozes and tramples past Danny in a rather painful manner, leaving a nasty dent in Danny's..
(3:38:30 AM) wraith paws: left shoulder. Anywhoodles. Flicker teleports and pops into the transport. AND THAT'S THE ROUND.
(3:42:09 AM) wraith paws: The Rev is presently 540m from Flicker's transport, Danny is 30m to the Rev's side, looking crestfallen. The Brave Gun Sniper is 620m from the transport, and Sir James is 390m from the transport.
(3:42:49 AM) wraith paws: Flicker is chilin' inside. Any CAS-ing, and he'll be out of the transport after 4 seconds. Order reversed, continue!
(3:45:17 AM) Hunter Kestral: King Balls the Magnificent runs towards the transport and jumps on it. Once the Liger emerges, King again leaps on its back, no matter where King may be. He
(3:46:29 AM) Hunter Kestral: then digs in with his talons and rends with claws, teeth, and scythes. Because there is nothing better than raping and distracting the enemy at the same time.
(3:46:33 AM) Hunter Kestral: **
(3:48:28 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: *Well, Mark has no idea which Liger Zero will come back out. . . but whichever one it is, he'll be a shooting at it. With all guns. Including the teeny tiny 20MM Light Vulcan Gun. Preferably aiming at the Liger's front, like he was
(3:49:15 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: trying to last turn. And. . . that's about it. Just aim and shoot.*
(3:51:32 AM) Tilly: "Come back and fight, kittything! Or go armorless...come on, I DARE you!" Danny looks...embarassed? disappointed? Hard to tell when he has no eyes and can't talk. But he's not happy.
(3:52:01 AM) Tilly: *Shineryuu runs for the Liger's transport, of course, but doesn't head in front of the door. She wants to shoot the Liger as soon as it's out, but not be right in front of a charge or barrage of fire, yanno?
(3:52:41 AM) Tilly: So she stays to the side-ish...and starts the Attack Unit shooting for legs as soon as the new Liger shows its face, making sure not to hit her remaining friends. Beyond that?
(3:53:11 AM) Tilly: She tries to stay out of the way of whatever comes out and whatever it slings at them, bouncing and dodging around projectiles and going for a frantic sporkbiteflail combo on anything Ligery charging her.*
(3:54:35 AM) Donmcgunigale: (Damien has to dropout. Parents woke up. Thanks to damien for hanging in so long, my turn now.)
(3:55:12 AM) Donmcgunigale: *Don and the Liger of death burst out of the Transport in dramatic style, faceblades already forward as he bolts out, and using core tracking goes for the nearest victem...oh, just for those who are so exhausted they didn't figure..
(3:55:47 AM) Donmcgunigale: it out, the Liger is now clad in orangewhite and blue, SCHNEIDER baby! The Blades charge as much as they can, and with boosters firing as full, he slams faceblade first into the helcat and through it, atleast, as much as one can...
(3:55:57 AM) Donmcgunigale: in a measly two seconds. Needless to say. ITS ON! ITS ON!*
(3:58:07 AM) wraith paws: Four seconds - Danny closes distance, King Balls closes distance, and Sir James hangs out and shootz.
(3:59:34 AM) wraith paws: Then, omgwtf - Flicker is back, and that spells inevitable doom for the remaining fighters. Thankfully for Sir James, there's just not enough time for Flicker to reach melee. A sad, sad thing indeed. D:
(4:00:25 AM) wraith paws: Anyway - with the Jager armor replaced, a lot of the previous damage is no longer an issue. Spots that remain damaged are the rear and tail, and lower legs especially - but those lower legs are covered in fresh plates of armor now.
(4:01:44 AM) wraith paws: Anywho - by the round's end, the Schneider has some light-moderate scattered here and there, some light here and there. No other major armor damage. Presently charging the Helcat, 170m away, facing head-on, etc..
(4:03:15 AM) wraith paws: Danny is charging for the Schneider, 90m from the Liger's 10 o'clock. The Rev is about 150m from the 10 o'clock as well, following behind Danny.
(4:03:30 AM) wraith paws: .. YEAH THAT'S BASICALLY IT! ORDER REVERSED, GO!
(4:04:52 AM) Donmcgunigale: *lets try this again, one more time with feeling. DIE HELCAT! He goes in for an awesome sauce buster slash, all five face blades forward, energy charged and ramming into the Helcats slender little body at full force...
(4:05:58 AM) Donmcgunigale: He rears his head back, tearing up through its body before he twists away from its wrecked corpse, and flips the ligers waist blades down, before charging at the Command Wolf next, ripping through it with plain ole uncharged...
(4:06:17 AM) Donmcgunigale: blades, since he doesn't want to overdo it energy wise, he just wants to mess stuff up now. Stuff needs to die*
(4:07:02 AM) Tilly: Danny probably wishes his pilot would shut up, but it isn't to be. Vanishing caffeine highs are like that. "Slashy action, eh? I didn't have you as that type."
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(4:08:07 AM) Tilly: Danny just shoots the crap out of anything he can hit that's not shielded by glowy energy somehow. But the Liger's arse is best. Haha, the narrative said arse.
(4:08:19 AM) Tilly: The Sunburn Blades sta glowing, just...well, just because. When Wolf meets cat, it'll make for a prettier light show...
(4:08:29 AM) Tilly: and it's better to go out stabbing for legs and yelling things about a "SUNBURN BLADE ATTACK!!"*
(4:09:39 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: . . . *Hellcats are not known for their extreme bravery, especially not this one. Sir James of Stealthenshire is the sort of Hellcat that would stealth at the sight of a Shield Liger charging towards it. So to see a fully
(4:11:24 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: experienced Liger Zero Schneider go straight towards it with a special attack is enough to cause the little guy to almost CSF in itself. So what happens next is purely instinct: the Hellcat activates stealth, and effectively faints,
(4:11:58 AM) Mark Ratthaniel: lying down spread eagled in front of the Charging Liger. This . . . will not be pretty. *
(4:13:48 AM) Hunter Kestral: King Balls the Magnificant fans out some from Danny and continues his insane charge at the Liger. Since Danny is farther ahead, he shall get to tangle with the kitty sooner, but King will
(4:15:17 AM) Hunter Kestral: take the leftovers. He uses the scythes to cut off the nearest back leg of the overgrown housecat, coming in at an angle so he will avoid the blades of pointy death.
(4:15:23 AM) Hunter Kestral: *
(4:18:09 AM) wraith paws: Things speed up quite a bit - Sir James stealths and sprawls. The problem there is twofold - core tracking and 70xp, Flicker's not about to be fooled, and the Buster Flash all but demolishes the Helcat at last..
(4:19:29 AM) wraith paws: Blades flip down, uncharged but still sharp. However, in the time it took for Flicker to finish off the Helcat, Danny got into a position to plasmabladehump Flicker's ARSE.
(4:21:18 AM) wraith paws: But it's more like the back of Flicker's right rear leg. Flicker verymuch does not appreciate this, and charges around in a tight arc - Danny chases after him too, but the Schneider's got a pretty serious speed advantage, here..
(4:22:24 AM) wraith paws: They kinda circle for a few moments - which is enough to baffle King Balls the Magnificant, to a point where his charge is delayed as he tries to line it up with a back leg. By the round's end, Flicker gets an edge, managing a..
(4:22:59 AM) wraith paws: a simple uncharged blade attack across Danny's left side.
(4:25:03 AM) wraith paws: Positions at the end of the round are lol. Flicker just passed Danny, the two are tail-to-tail, only 25m apart and turning back towards each other. King Balls is chasing after Flicker, 70m away and not making much progress
(4:26:09 AM) wraith paws: Flicker has a few localized stabbity wounds of light-heavy to the back of his leg, some moderate to the back. Danny has a localized but owwie gash of moderate across his left side.
(4:26:30 AM) wraith paws: King Balls is scuffed up, has way back aforementioned moderate to the front, all that and a bag of potato chips.
(4:26:55 AM) wraith paws: I'm sorry my humor is decaying, it's getting late, forgive me DX REVERSE, CONTINUE
(4:27:21 AM) Hunter Kestral: King Balls the Magnificent charges straight at the Liger, twisting as neccessary to dodge blades and other shiney implaments of death. He goes for a scythe attack across one of the Liger's legs (avoiding Danny)
(4:28:42 AM) Hunter Kestral: then turns and does a repeat on another leg (again avoiding Danny and blades).*
(4:33:29 AM) Tilly: "Should I spork, or should I die, die in the summertime?" Shineryuu's mixing songs and doesn't really care what time it is. Come on, they're all doomed. Time to go and say goodbye. With blades.
(4:33:45 AM) Tilly: Because in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you...no, no, she's not finishing that.
(4:33:56 AM) Tilly: *Danny whirls around all booster-assisted and shoots things lots. Things like Ligers, but not cockpits or Rev Raptors. And he goes in sporking, indeed,
(4:34:23 AM) Tilly: expecting to meet any number of blades and claws ready to reduce him to scrap and ready to meet it bravely and with a lot of flailing around for maximum hurt.
(4:34:31 AM) Tilly: He tries to stab the Liger in the legs if he can. The legs, dammit, not the arse (or the face).*
(4:36:13 AM) Donmcgunigale: oh, shit. Right, I killed the other guy. Um. *He also does a whirl around, to face the bastardly command wolf known as the Danny. And does his best to just, main the hell out of it. He smashes with two SLC charged claws, tearing...
(4:36:48 AM) Donmcgunigale: at its legs and shoulders. He relentlessly pushes forward, forcing himself against the Command Wolf and tearing into it with uncharged face blades, keeping the side blades extended just on the chance he might...
(4:36:56 AM) Donmcgunigale: catch the command wolf with the blades as they tango.*
(4:38:27 AM) wraith paws: And so the battle ends for Danny, Lord and Alpha of the Noble Breed of Command Wolves. But it's the way Danny would've wanted, I think - a tango with a 135 ton Liger covered in blades with big, manly claws.
(4:39:29 AM) wraith paws: Danny goes out just as he finishes carving his initials within a heart on Flicker's ass. Then he's promptly mauled to CSF. While Flicker busies himself with that mauling, King Balls is all like, wtf mate.
(4:41:00 AM) wraith paws: And then he runs in and makes a pass with the scythes, going for the leg Danny was working on - and with that extra slash, Flicker suddeny jerks his head up and makes a D<!!! face, because his leg is suddenly..
(4:41:36 AM) wraith paws: starting to burn with the fires of a thousand suns. It's not dead or chopped to bits yet, ut there's enough internal bits impaled and slashed to lag it up a bit, giving Flicker a slight limp.
(4:42:08 AM) wraith paws: 'Course, one can only wonder what part a slight limp will play now that the 8v1 has turned into a 1v1 - and the remaining 1 is a damaged Rev Raptor.
(4:42:56 AM) wraith paws: Flicker turns to face King Balls as he comes in for his next charge - distance is at 60m. THE END IS NEAR. DX REVERSE, CONTINUE
(4:45:22 AM) Dyne Ralley left the room.
(4:45:33 AM) Donmcgunigale: (sorry, restroom break, back now)
(4:46:30 AM) Donmcgunigale: *well, it was time for something shiney and exciting to happen to this rev raptor! something that never, EVER happens in most rev raptors lifetimes. Don turns Flicker to face the Rev, puts all blades forward in the correct...
(4:47:23 AM) Donmcgunigale: position, and ROCKETS forward, flying at the Rev with a retarded amount of force. Yes, I said retarded, I'm tired. Shutup, retard. He uses said positioned blades to activate, tada! The seven blade attack!...
(4:48:05 AM) Donmcgunigale: and once activated, he uses it to absolutely skewer that poor little rev, and just shake it all around well impaled untl it is no more! Just, hurty, stabby, killy MURDERFACEDEATHBRUTALNESS...<3*
(4:50:28 AM) JohannPhoenix entered the room.
(4:53:02 AM) Hunter Kestral: With a yell of "FOR THE HORDE!", King Balls the Magnificent faces the Liger. At the last second, King pulls a McTwist over the Liger (jumps, 180+backflip) and procedes to chase after it, still yelling his battle cry
(4:53:09 AM) Hunter Kestral: *
(4:54:02 AM) wraith paws: King Balls makes a valiant last stand, but in the end, there's not much that can be done - Flicker wants to raep, and raep he does.
(4:55:39 AM) wraith paws: With a brilliant display of glowing blades, McTwisting and McSueing, poor humor and tired judge brains implode, the Rev Raptor bursts into flames and CSFs, and the BATTLE IS OVER
(4:55:42 AM) wraith paws: THE BATTLE IS OVER
(4:55:54 AM) wraith paws: THE BATTLE IS OVER
(4:55:57 AM) wraith paws: OVER OVER OVER OVER
(4:56:11 AM) Donmcgunigale: YAAAAY I WIN! Flicker is the best liger zero ever!
(4:56:21 AM) wraith paws: WINNAH IS THE DON! But the ~*other*~ winners will be announced in the not-too-distant future! ;D