2. Ms. Miles' Labor Day Massacre
CW versus a ton of things, win by least damage/not exploding.
3. CW versus Kingliger in the Devil's Maze
Barely a win. Much love for Jayiin's interpretation of the classic Nyxian terrain...
4. CW versus Whitz Wolf
Loss by explodey legs!
5. Fox versus Crystal Saurer
Loss. Whiplash is ow.
6. Fox and many versus Brastle
Loss again. YAY :p.
Season's Beatings 2006 (part 1)
Danny takes out a Megaleon, Slash Liger Demantis, and Maccurtis before exploding...as promised.
7. Gorhecks versus Rev Raptor
In a bowling alley of death, for a win by virtue of being harder to squish. Yikes.
Scuicide Run Stomp #1
See me get more and more incoherent! (Sorry about the incident with the Sunburn Blades and your arse, Flicker.)
8. Gorhecks versus Gun Sniper
Loss and stuff.
9. Gorhecks versus Scout Fox
Another loss, but a fun one :D.
10. Gorhecks versus Grounchar and Pteras
Bitey shoots things. Sorry things!
11. Gorhecks versus Scout Fox, take two
I'll get you next time~!
12. Gorhecks versus Pierce Sniper
Win, despite getting pointied.
13. Bitey as part of a cannonfodder crew against EL and Psychosis
Loss, but what a fun loss...it took three rounds and two superweapons to down a Gorhecks. Hah-*is eaten by Opus*
14. Bitey in cannonfodder again
Loss, but I took the Geno Saurer down with me.
15. Command Wolf Juggernaut (team Zoid) versus Aro Saurer
Amazingly, a draw.
16. Gorhecks versus Red Horn
Win, despite being hit by a dinobus.
17. Gorhecks versus Juggernaut
Win. Snuggling up to legs works!
18. Gorhecks versus Blade Liger
Win again. No superweapons aimed at me, alas.
19. Bitey in a team match
For the win! And the getting blasted to bits.
20. Bitey n' Houndy
So many explosions could only create a draw...and the title "Monsieur Boomshines".
21. Anniversary FFA
Draw because DON NUKED THE JUDGE
22. Kingbaron and others versus Hollow
Draw by CPC grenade.
23. Juggernaut versus Molga and Blox
Win, and the Molga was then able to become a Helimolga!
24. Do not glomp Bitey!
Win in a 2 versus 3 alongside a Gator.
25. Hollow Nova
Poor Kirk. (loss)
26. Bitey, Pocketknife Kitty, and Kingliger versus Blazer and Whitz
Bitey got stabbed, kitty saved the day, and nobody cried.
27. Kingbaron, Houndy, and Hammerhead versus Bladey and KW
Kirk and Johnny dance the Masochism Tango. And win.
28. A walk in the park
Danny and Floyd fight to a draw. Ants, ants!
29. Kirk, please stop exploding
Another two versus three ends in a draw.
30. Bitey and allies take down a Giga
Coordination is a good thing.
31. Please do not tip the Gorhecks
Bitey, a Cougar, and GST versus Kong Mk.II and Gojulas. Win.
32. A rivalry begins?
Floyd and Danny draw again.
The Grindhouse OC
Ouch, blades.
33. Kirk versus Geno Saurer
Loss = bad. Not exploding = good.
34. Saberlion, Zabat, and Sockhecks versus Bladey and Salamander
Team Saberlion ANKLEBITES for the win.
35. Fox finally wins
The end of his bad luck, perhaps. Unless I trade him :p.
36. Kirk gets stabbed by a Slash Liger
Isn't that always the way it goes?
37. Skating away...
Kirk and Johnny have fun with Daleks...and a Horn, Hound, and Bladey.
38. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, RED TEAM
Banned stomp, away! Why does Bitey always do this?
39. Borrowed Geno Breaker is breaky
But still pulls a win. Pointy :D.
40. Megastomp FFA
'Nuff said. Tripodhecks goes BOOM
41. Leo Striker and Leomaster team up
...and Rosa goes BOOM too. Whoops.
42. Breaker versus swarm
My Breaker this time. A win by a few seconds and glowing beam o' doom.
43. Bitey and BOOM!Wolf
BOOM! wins, but Johnny had the larger explosion.
44. Spock gets to be useful
Team battle!
45. Bitey and Zaber
Win by DQ D:.
46. NO, DON'T FIRE THAT HERE!
Draw by bouncing zero-gravity ballistic missile.
47. Versus Hollow...alone
I'll get you yet!
48. King G Swarm
Kirk shoots and goes boom. Go, fodder crew!
49. Breaker and swarm, plus Leostriker
Don't put that blade there!
50. Breaker and swarm, plus Leostriker...take two
I said NO!
51. Harbringer versus things...Phoenixy
How the hell did Bitey go undamaged?
52. Noo, poor Danny!
Isn't he used to this by now?
53. Breaker and Zero versus many
Oh dear @_o.
54. Bitey versus Cannonfort
My pretty spines!
55. Danny uses stealth. And wins. The world ends.
Character limit hates a fully modded Command Wolf.
56. I poke free-for-alls why now?
Sorry Flipz!
57. Judge test battle - sorry Hector!
Kirk wins (WHAT.), and there is flailing and stuff.
58. GENIUS WOLF DUEL!!
Stop looking at me like that.
59. Blazing Sword versus Hollow Absolution
That's gonna leave a mark. Still: ENERGY LIGER PONG.
60. Team battle, now with moar explosions
Dibisons can be fun!
61. The world's shortest team battle
Boldguard didn't get to do anything D:.
62. Three tigers! No, wait
Klippy pokes things.
63. New team team battle
The amazing jumping Kong o_O
64. Gorhecks versus Kaiser - ass wars!
STOP-MOTION DINOSAUR STYLE
65. New team team battle, try #2
Now with more explosives. Air Bitey!
66. Molga and Unen versus Merd...Hellrunner and Wolf
Don't drive over the edge...ohshi-
67. Send in the clones
No, really, the clones. RUSSIAN CLOOONES-
68. Breaker swarm, sleep wins
Sleep and Wikipedia.
69. Baron on Spiner
Figures something named after Kirk would get battle 69 >_>.
70. Baron and Hellrunner on Slash and Helcat
Stop sticking blades there.
71. Gorhecks and Striker on Unen and Wolf
Rosa likes to explode, it seems.
72. Wolfy battle, take two
At least Danny is free now D:.
73. Swarm with added rocket fun
Pity Klippy didn't get to be the one who flew.
74. GUNFIGHT!
Kirk brings lasers and gets kicked in the face. Nothing new.
75. Gilvader and Gale versus...many
TURN FASTER. TURN FASTER, YOU SON OF A-
76. ZWMMA round one
Danny declared winner by judge splat, other people disappearing, and other flail. Oh dear D:. (unofficial log for now)
Banned Stomp: Deathdog Death Saurer Hellhound
See me die quickly by the hand of something I helped create!
77. Breaker swar-or not
Kirk fails at getting any.
78. Huggykong and Hecks versus Hound and Saurer
...and Bitey doesn't get a hug either.
79. Bloxamathing and Fox on Blazer and Deadborder
Does an attack run on a Deadborder count as Rosa living up to her name again?
80. Flat Lidier is exploded
Not a very successful trial run.
81. Shiggles versus Mayhem
Kirk still fails at getting any.
82. Mayhem versus Renegades
Lots of guns can be fun, kids!
83. Wulves!
I didn't mean to shoot Floyd in the ass D:.
84. Many versus Neverender
RIDE STORCHY RIDE, UPON YOUR MYSTERY GIL
85. Judge test battle - Koenig on Pierce
You Bastard wins, but is full o' spinez.
86. Baron and many versus BF
Kirk gets hugs, but not the hugs he'd have wanted. Still progress. Go Horn!
87. Judge testing, Murasame style
It's so pointy!
88. Baron on Whitz
Testing Gradeups, one two testing?
89. Koenig versus Blazer
Shiney's name is not Tilly.